If someone ever creates these pages, I will "become a fan" of them.
Telling People When You Dream About Them
Watching Movies Just to Make Fun of Them
Your Children Will Make Fun of Your Bumpit Someday
Wondering What to Do With the Food In Your Mouth When Someone Starts Praying After You've Already Started Eating
Going to the Public Restroom En Masse
I Learn The Hard Way Which of My Dishes Are Not Microwaveable
Clumsy People Who Feel That Bella Swan is Not Doing Them Any Favors
My GPS Might Be Useful If It Ever Had Satellite Reception
Instead Of Passive-Aggressively Joining Groups And Hoping the Appropriate People Notice, You Should Just Tell Them Whatever It Is You have to Say
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Cameron
Posted on August 13, 2010 at 09:26 PM
You've been updating like a nerd in a cafe with wireless internet.
Mom4Him
Posted on August 13, 2010 at 11:50 PM
My favorite is either the one about bumpits, or the one about praying with food in your mouth. Made me laugh out loud. I MISS YOU. Have I said that lately? Because I do!!
neko
Posted on August 16, 2010 at 11:14 AM
I wish I could 'like' this whole entry :D
UTAlan
Posted on August 17, 2010 at 10:32 AM
The last one is the best.
Jobe
Posted on August 17, 2010 at 10:35 AM
Haha, greatness! I agree with all of those. Oo, and microwaveable dishes. Yeesh. We have some gold-rimmed ones in this house that will spark if you microwave them.
dorkamus
Posted on August 24, 2010 at 06:58 PM
last one is awesome.
dorkamus
Posted on August 24, 2010 at 07:02 PM
meaning i actually laughed out loud. alot.